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retardotron

The Battle of Zoysia Lawn

Jun 30, 2009 13:46

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shaiyela June 30 2009, 21:21:57 UTC

That...would be awesome.

retardotron July 1 2009, 03:30:28 UTC

What would be awesomer is finding an old tank turret to half bury on the other side of my lawn as part of the memorial. I have a feeling that if this goes unchecked my front lawn will become something of an offbeat tourist destination, like Car-Henge or those giant arrows on what's left of Route 66.

dali_drama July 1 2009, 00:48:27 UTC

i, for one, am in full support of this idea.

i just wish i'd come up with it first.

retardotron July 1 2009, 03:32:49 UTC

The downside is that I'll spend my golden years firing a shotgun into the air to chase off the future equivalent of industrial/steampunk kids who are clambering around taking pictures of each other on my dignified memorial.

Actually, that's not much of a downside. It'll be like my cool test. The ones who don't run off will be served tea and cookies.

dali_drama July 1 2009, 03:43:41 UTC

snickerdoodles, or peanutbutter?

retardotron July 1 2009, 03:48:58 UTC

Crazy old people serve shortbread cookies. Duh.

Plus, they go better with the tea.

yami July 1 2009, 01:07:05 UTC

You are going to be the male, dangerous version of a crazy cat lady... in like,a couple more weeks.

retardotron July 1 2009, 03:34:06 UTC

This is because I name my guns, isn't it.

No thanks to you, antisocial pants. I DEMAND BEERS.

yami July 2 2009, 23:18:47 UTC

ME TOO!!!

I happen to know that all of our communication devices are OMNIDIRECTIONAL! So give it a try captain!

Also, see this:
http://yami.livejournal.com/133411.html

amatol July 1 2009, 07:42:19 UTC

Any woman who doesn't appreciate the simple elegance of a battle wounded robot memorial in the front lawn is not worth talking to... never mind marrying!

personally I just want a big rusty rocket ship with landing/crash crater, and plenty of booby traps for the unwary.

retardotron July 1 2009, 17:22:08 UTC

Ah, this is why I don't talk to girls! I knew there was a valid excuse reason!

Depending on the size of it, I propose that any crashed rocket ships to be found on your property should be incorporated into your house. If you plowed up the ground properly this whole thing would really screw with those Google Earth people...