When in doubt:
1, make a cup of tea/several cups of tea.
2, make an inappropriate gay joke, that will make the situation better.
3, scream and run away.
4, stay calm and blame the sky gods.
5, burst into tears and someone will take pity on you.
6, go find a kitten, curl up in a corner, wrap yourself in a blanket and eat ice-cream.
7, make a reference to
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