monocleostrich

Behold, my cute nephew!!

monocleostrich Mar 06, 2008 10:10

I don't think I posted about this when it actually happened on the 16th of February. Anyway, my sister had her baby! At home, with no drugs. 10 pounds, 10 ounces at birth. Big, big child. The midwives were calling him "man-baby ( Read more... )

biopsy results are back

monocleostrich Mar 03, 2008 18:24

Two normal moles and four with precancerous changes. That, of course, doesn't mean they were necessarily going to turn into cancer, but it's nice to have four less potential melanomas off my skin. Yay! The sutures are coming out on Friday, except for the sutures that decided to take themselves out on Sunday. I was just sitting in a chair at my ( Read more... )

Finally, a comic that aptly sums up how I have always felt about

monocleostrich Feb 28, 2008 18:12

THE GRATEFUL DEAD.

Click here.

I feel like Ethan in Microserfs.

monocleostrich Feb 27, 2008 07:46

Yesterday marked the annual visit to the dermatologist, which will now become a semi-annual event. (Bi-annual? I've never been clear on the difference, if there is one.) My hide is riddled with biopsy sites, fresh and screaming. Six. Six suspicious moles at one time. It's a new record for me and my wretched genes ( Read more... )

THE AFTERMATH!!!!!!!!1

monocleostrich Feb 04, 2008 10:20

Check it out, the crazy dude on Myspace posted about the aftermath of his Superbowl Prophecy!

The day after Super Bowl 42 & my prediction's aftermath ( Read more... )

Seriously. What.

monocleostrich Feb 03, 2008 20:49

If Terry Goodkind can write shit like this (which is meant to be serious, by the way, not funny) then there is no reason why I shouldn't expect that some publisher somewhere will throw thousands and thousands of dollars at me for my writing.

This is just beyond stupid, and the dude is a NYT Bestseller. What?

Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken ( Read more... )

Who knew today would be so important?

monocleostrich Feb 03, 2008 09:05

So I've got this...person...on my FRIENDS LIST OMG on MYSPACE OMG because he's unintentionally hilarious. He's the author of a self-published fantasy book that looks like it will make Sass Girls X a literary classic by comparison. Everything he says and does is truly hilarious. Today he posted a "Biblical Superbowl Prophecy." That's right: The ( Read more... )