Do you like to read books? Do you like to correct typos and grammar? Have you been waiting for your opportunity to tell me how talentless and lame I am? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE ( Read more... )

I'm at a point in my work that is the most tedious and horrible of all. I'm uploading hundreds of pictures into my proofing gallery for people to order (AND THEY'D BETTER ORDER SOME, GOD DAMN IT). It is SO BORING. I can only upload about 30 at a time or it crashes (lame) so you can imagine that it takes ALL FUCKING DAY, and I have to linger near ( Read more... )

David Byrne is the shit.

Oh, U.S. foreign policy. You so crazy.

Now I'm off to the post office and Taco Bell for lunch, and then...CLEANING! Then I have to shoot an engagement session that I'm not getting paid nearly enough for - blah!


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SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IS AN ENJOYABLE PASTIME.

That is all.

Apparently, this is good for college students.

One of my many magnificent but useless talents is bugling elk. Not kidding. I can seriously do a mean elk impression. But I don't hunt, so my mad bugling skills have been pretty much wasted on impressing drunk people and friend's dads who do hunt ( Read more... )