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[monsieur_miller]

Smash Academy. They say some of the greatest warriors in the world have resided here at one point. Is that true? I'm here to find out.

I'm Kazuhira Miller. I see there are plenty of classes on military and survival tactics. I'll be observing and assisting where I can. I look forward to being impressed.

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[snowypoison]

Welcome. Thaddeus. Thad.

Some are good at fighting here, some just go here for studying.

[monsieur_miller]

So it's pretty well-rounded for both academics and physical education, I take it?

[snowypoison]

Yes.

[water_and_steel]

Yes, some here are training they're best to be, well, the best. And some are already quite there.

Oh, a military personnel? Well, I believe my roommate is one, maybe you could meet him?

Anywho, my name's Empoleon. Nice to meet you, sir.

[monsieur_miller]

The very best? Like no one ever was?

Whoa, now. I may have knowledge of battle, but I'm not in the military. Not as you'd know it, anyway. Sure, let's meet him.

Nice meeting you too, Empoleon. What kind of a name is that?

[water_and_steel]

I think he already comment here. You know, Max. Guess that's pretty much it.

So, you know military combat yet never experienced war and whatnot?

[monsieur_miller]

The big guy with the muscles? I'm kinda jealous.

I never quite said that, either.

[hasprettiestmon]

Ah, greetings, Mr. Miller. Welcome to Smash Academy. My name is Erika, I'm the botany teacher.

[monsieur_miller]

How fitting it is that such a beautiful flower should teach botany. I happen to know a little bit about plants myself. Mostly second-hand about the edibility of fauna and how sick you get from eating the wrong things. Thanks, Snake.

[hasprettiestmon]

Your words are all too kind, Mr. Miller. A passing interest or...? It seems as though you may be well versed in more strategy based affairs.

whoops did i use fauna instead of flora up there god damn

[monsieur_miller]

I have a friend who's very big on foraging... Most of my plantly knowledge comes from him, and even that is just about what to eat if I should get lost in the jungle, I admit. But what good is a strategy if you don't factor survival into that?

[whitedeviljack]

[This guy. Kazuhira Miller... looks kind of like McDonnell Miller. Sounds kind of like McDonnell Miller. Teachers... survival like McDonnell Miller. In the Darkness of Shadow Moses YOU ARE NOT HELPING.]

Welcome. There's some crazy people here alright.

...Do you have a brothaaaaaa clone from Russia brother?

[monsieur_miller]

[WHY DOES HE END UP CHANGING HIS NAME IN THE FUTURE ANYWAY? Kojima you crazy bastard now I have to pull shit out of my ass to make up for your inconsistencies.]

Crazy how?

None living. Why, do you know another Miller?

[whitedeviljack]

[NOMNOM HEADCANON]

Crazy good, crazy bad.

Ah, a McDonnell Miller... it's probably just a coincidence.

[monsieur_miller]

Hm? Oh, you must mean... Come on. There's nothing crazy about giant hands and talking animals.

[OKAY ARE YOU READY HERE COMES PLAUSIBLE HEADCANONS.]

...That was my father's name. ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE I WILL TAKE HIS ENTIRE NAME BECAUSE "KAZ" DOES NOT STRIKE FEAR INTO MY STUDENTS. How did you know him? You look a little young to have been one of his students.

[pitticus]

Welcome! I'm Pit. And yes, here you will find many who are honing their skills to be greater than they already are. I guess that's what school's for, huh?

Well anyway, have fun assisting! Survival tactics teacher is a butt Those classes should be some of the most fun to watch. Is there any reason you're interested in them most of all?

[monsieur_miller]

Looks like I've come to the right place.

I had a brief stint as a drill sergeant once... I wanted to see how the teachers here compare.

[pitticus]

I hope they don't disappoint you!