Who's meeting Amber Benson tomorrow?

I'm meeting Amber Benson tomorrow.

Biatches.

*nerdgasm*

Dude: "Hey, can you give me some money? I'm from Biloxi, Mississippi blah blah Katrina blah blah FEMA blah blah blah ( Read more... )

"Jack, if you say 'live together, die alone,' I'm going to punch you in the face."

Heeeeeeeeee.

A couple of days ago, Turducken and Lynda came to see me in Houston. We had some public transportation fun.


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It's pretty sad when publicity folks will digitally enhance the bust size of a sixteen year old girl on the poster for the new Harry Potter movie.

Ah'm just sayin'.

Your results:
You are Two-Face
Two-Face
80%
Dark Phoenix
80%
Dr. Doom
80%
Apocalypse
80%
Mr. Freeze
75%
Magneto
74%
Poison Ivy
74%
Venom
73%
The Joker
72%
Green Goblin
68%
Mystique
68%
Catwoman
66%
Lex Luthor
65%
Juggernaut
64%
Kingpin
45%
Riddler
36%

You make impulsive decisions at the flip of a coin.


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Dear Cingular,

Please do not lie to me on your website about the dates my bills are due. This causes my phone to get turned off (when I easily could have paid for it), which is not good for my credit. You know... that thing that I'm desperately trying to improve? Yeah, that.

Sincerely,

That Guy Who's Going to Switch Networks Once His Contract Is

After yet another semester of blahness, I withdrew from Mississippi State University ( Read more... )

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