To all those whom I know and love who are sad, or in pain these days, I have but this to say ( Read more... )

I gots me a bet going, please vote early and often, as I am loathe to lose to a running back.
Love,
Sir Chubby McFatterson

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GEGMESB&key=RJP

I absolutely HAVE to stop putting so much cereal on my sugar. Blick blick blick blick Fa-ZEEEEEELLLLLLL ( Read more... )

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No, I really do. Soooo much. Cool stuff, Stupid stuff. Stuff that sticks to other stuff when heated. Stuff that would kill you if I stuck it in your neck, like a hat. Lot of blunt trauma if a hat gets stuck in your neck ( Read more... )

I hate things. Not cause everyone else does, or its trendy, although those things are fun too sometimes. Nothing brings people closer together than a good hate. Which is sad, but there you go. Now me, I hate the living slappy boo boos out of the following three things ( Read more... )

I dont know why, I just have the urge to be someone else for a little while. We've all been there. Id like to be somebody nobody's ever heard of, but that we all know. Someone without post concussion syndrome who can go 48 hours without a brutal headache, whose fingers arent so mangled that he cant open and close them properly when the weather ( Read more... )

Theres porn on tv late at night. And naked people, regardless of gender, are funny looking. Plus, sex is really silly. Most folks need to take a BIG step back and lighten up about it ( Read more... )

This just in......

I rock.

Thank you and good night. God bless us every one.