Shit SAlad!

[montebello67]

This is a small family recipe -- it sounds really awful, but it simple to make fun and is really tasty! Good for a quick warm lunch.

·         1 piece of shit

·         1 egg

·         A little butter

·         Bread (roll, bagel, slice, club, whatever)

·         Pepper, salt, curry powder, other season if desired. I wouldn’t fuckin put in

Comments

[ericalove]

oh my god i laughed out loud. i gotta show this to my husband. hahahahahahaha.
the onion juice will sting so don’t get it on your balls.
Great Advice.
where do you come up with this stuff? and the different fucking fonts so it looks cut & pasted? hahahahaha.
oh, i love oregone. yummy.

[brisk_robot]

YOU DISGUSTING SHIT-EATING FAGGOT! Is this what you made for me last night? You FUCK! You should have tokd me it was something you SHIT IN you lAME DISGUSTING ASSHOLE. YOU SHIT in MY FUCKING FOOD AND I ATE IT AND YOU DIDN"T TELL ME. YOU WHORE! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOu ASSHOLE.

[dr_wu002]

This is basically why I stopped posting in LJ. Why do I even have assholes like you on my friends list?