I write this poem for myself, but I believe that It may be someone else, but I don’t know. You might no her she read tihs. May be she read it. You can write her name from those three letters Here, you reed it and tell me. What you think.

3 years ago today will be the day

that I loved you the last time, OK?

You beat me you took advantage of me

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Today I went down to the little deli down on 12th street, right across from the little police house. I went in. The chinese lady who runs the place is good looking. With curly hair. I tink she’s older. So I’m there, and I ordered a sandwich. I ordered a sandwich. I ordered, salami. No, Salami and provolone on a roll. I got lettuce. The chinese lady ( Read more... )

I want to tell everyone that reads this a problem that I have gotten in the past few weeks. It’s very embarrassing but no matter, I going to put it on stage for the world to read nad everone out there, please leave me a comment suggesion. Ok, you see, I been taking penis pills, herbal supplements and the latest rage, a penis patch, to enlarge my ( Read more... )

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I saw the motherfucker next door to me pickin’ his nose last night. And then he reached out and smeared it on the window in my kitchen. Gosh, I’m going to beet his motherfuckin face in when I see him tonight. He screwed my ex-girlfriend at the local laundrymat the other day. And had a beer when he was doing it because the liquor store is right ( Read more... )

Motherfucker Shit! I'm horrified.

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You want to talk about cold? Let me tell you bout this cold hearted bitch I used to know. Her names Tobies Argentinias and she’s got a lice journal. brisk_robot. She tell s this fucked up storys about me, peeing and pooping in my sleep. And about my mother. We went to college togatthe that’s how we met. The story goes, the professor of the course one days ( Read more... )

his name ended when block boy was born. He'll never get to cop a feel. he's a retard. he'll never get married. he's a retard. he'll never fuck without a condom some skank whose form of birth control is jumping up and down after drinking a cup of Ajax. he's a retard. he'll never make kids. his name is dr_wu002.

I have question out there for all you friends of mine who dates often. You knows I single and wanting get married, but here goes saw woman Amy the otherday. I think I love her. She love me? She a woman plays footsies with or without her shoe ( Read more... )

I have guilty feelings after masturbating. I'm not sure if it's morally wrong or not. I know I should probably just go ask a priest but it's kind of an embarrassing thing to talk to a priest about. Biologically speaking, masturbation is as right and normal as sneezing, coughing, laughing, and yawning. Suppose, me and Amy or Tobi or Max engaged in ( Read more... )