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If you can tell me what this means, please do...unless I wouldn't want to know...
I usually don't remember my dreams, and even when I do they're almost never this vivid or this strange. I think that I was only able to remember this one because I didn't have to get up until 10:30 this morning, but that only meant that when I finally did wake up I was too disturbed to actually get out of bed and face the day. There were two ( Read more... ) -
What to do? What to do?
How is it that I can have the capacity to be BORED, when I know with absolute certainty that over the next few days I will watch as all the free time I've grow accustomed to enjoying--and that I should be enjoying now--is mercilessly consumed by the Mudd Academic Machine, a force so powerful that its ability to induce stress is nearly infinitely ( Read more... ) -
Future chicken table against my request.
I only wish I could write stuff like this:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Coalition Provisional Authority:
The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled June 30th transition of power. From now on the chicken is ( Read more... ) -
And now for something completely different...
Introducing exciting new e-mail address!
mynameisntavailable@gmail.com
All junk advertising will henceforth be directed here.
And the best part is...nobody else can have this address, even if their name isn't available! At last there is justice in the world. Well, not really... -
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This is not good. Over the break I've gotten myself into an absurd sleeping schedule. Every night I seem to finally get sleepy later and later...it's four in the morning and I'm still awake! And of course I've been waking up later and later. It used to be noon, and one day right after Christmas I literally didn't wake up until one in the ( Read more... ) -
Life, the universe, and everything...
You scored as Philosophy. You should be a Philosophy major! Like the Philosopher, you are contemplative and you enjoy thinking about the purpose for humanity's existence.
Chemistry
83%
Mathematics
83%
Philosophy
83%
Art
75%
Journalism
75%
Psychology
75%
Engineering
67%
Anthropology
67%
Dance
58%
English
58%
Sociology
50%
Linguistics
50%
Biology
42%
Theater
42%
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Just one of the many ways to measure my value as a human being...
I finally got up to courage to look at my grades for the Fall 2005 semester. Actually, that's a lie. I HAD to look at my grades because I had to print a copy of my transcript to send to our insurance company to prove that I'm a full time student so I would still have health insurance. Basically, my grades are still mediocre, but they're LESS ( Read more... ) -
Three words: comparative, politics, Pitzer
My Badass Spring 2006 Schedule, now with 25% more Badass than the Fall 2005 Schedule:
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
8:00
SLEEP
8:10 - 9:25
Stems Lecture
(ENGR 059)
SLEEP
8:10 - 9:25
Stems Lecture
(ENGR 059)
SLEEP
9:00
9:00 - 9:50
Astrophysics
(ASTRO 062)
9:00 - 9:50
Astrophysics
(ASTRO 062)
9:00 - 9:50
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When hard work and a can-do attitude just don't pay off...
This is my relationship with physics right now: I am like a dog... No, better yet, a puppy. I am one of those adorable little puppies that acts like its tongue is magnetically attracted to your face. My owner is physics, and like all puppies I love my owner unconditionally. I've learned how to do everything that my owner has tried to teach me: ( Read more... )
