My mother is co-dependent to a dry drunk. This has been the most pathetic birthday I've ever had. I hate being home. He threw my fucking birthday cake out. Oh and my presents. And I wasn't allowed to eat dinner. For what!? The only slightly plausible reason was that I wanted to lay down (I have a fever) before dinner, and it was just about ( Read more... )

Performed again today - - Jay does crazy things every fucking time. He jumped off the stage and ran around giving people high fives while we stood on stage like...what...do..we..do. Oh and Jen was high on Vikaden so she's dancing around like those topless ladies at Woodfield. Haha. Forgetting all her lyrics and making up really strange ones ( Read more... )

Sometimes I need to sound like a brassy saxophone.

and sometimes I want to buy a lamp and be content.

My lifes conundrum.

I'm the hottest bitch in the world.

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I think I'm being haunted. It couldn't be my house because we built it. Sean tells me that means that it's haunting ME and that means it's a demonic spirit. It's so strange. Last night I woke up to what I thought was my dad extremely pissed off pounding on my door. I just stayed in my bed completely frightened in complete darkness and realized ( Read more... )

I got a job campaigning for Steve Herring - representative of the 21st district. Yay. Again, it's that scary politician that my family loves...who everytime he comes to my house tries to get me alone and give me back massages. I hate politics. Seriously, I have a really political family, and take it from me. Their all assholes ( Read more... )

I went to my job interview at the Swiss Colony factory today (they make cheese and shit.) and all I can say is it's a place for adult retards who ironically have nubs for fingers. But hey it pays $8.00 an hour, probably because it's such a harsh environment ( Read more... )

I learned that my withdrawles from my anti-depressents are making me have very vivid dreams. Everynight I've been having some retardedly scary dream about horses looking at my through cracks in the door when I sleep (!?) and me running away from the end of the world with my apparent long time boyfriend macauly culkin (spelling ( Read more... )

THIS MAN


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