I am only stying briefly to delight and amuse. Yes, smoking my final cigarette before the gym (the change in lifestyle is going well). If I don't return remember I love you all dearly. I don;t have anything to tell you really. Why am I here and not doing work or clambering about to find my running shoes? It's because I'm a lazy fuck, that's why. ( Read more... )

Last night my friend vomited in a taxi. It was amusing and worth penny of the £50 we had to pay the taxi driver as a result. He tried to give me a lecture to make me feel bad when he kicked out of the taxi onto the side of the road! He deserved it. I don't know if you've ever walked from the centre of Cardiff to Talybont halls of residence but I ( Read more... )

Oh holy moly! Feast your exquisite eyes on this: http://www.fanpop.com/external/16646. If I wasn't living on £25 a week it would be the best purchase I have made for a while ( Read more... )

Someone in my block has windchimes. Get your pitchforks and torches, boys! We've got some sabotages to do! I also have a wisdom tooth come through so expect some needless violence on a news report near you soon.

I'm in a tragically Bridget Jones mood except I've chosen 'The Holy Bible' as my soundtrack. I must confess that I have neglected the Manics as of late but I repent my sins. So yes, everyone is miserable and I bought a pair of trainers. 'Trainers?!' I hear you cry. Yes...shoes for exercise. I plan to become nimble and flexible and other things that ( Read more... )

I umm...didn't like that. It was all disappointing, I only cried once! I don't know what I wanted but it certainly wasn't that. I will now have to sit up for hours trying to think of what's wrong with it.

I know I shouldn't get too excitied about trivial things like this but I'm so exciting I may be ill. It's that or the half a tub of Ben & Jerry's I just ate...I usually have good stamina with chocolate ice cream though so I'm going to surmise it's Green Wing. HAHAHAHA!

My nail is all floppy...so be compassionate or woe betide you! So yes, belated yuletide greetings to you and all your friends *in your mind*. How was your festive season? Was it fat laden? Did you lay into the mince pies like they had just said something mean about your mum (in unison)? I hope so so I'm not the only slightly squidgy one out there ( Read more... )

Hello from Cardiff! My, my, aren't you looking charming tonight? Would you like an icy and slightly alcoholic beverage? It will make this whole thing go much more smoothly ( Read more... )

Guess who's gloating:

English Lit: A
History: B
Economics: A

I was no where near an A in history so I'm quite happy :). If anyone needs me, I'll be in Cardiff!