My A levels have finsihed 'Ah, yes!' I have decided I will never use the word 'consequently' or the phrase 'as a result' ever again. My hand went purple but at least I have a story to tell. That is for another day though. You can suggest a book for me in the men time as this will be the summer of literature. I'm starting on Harry Potter. Yes, I ( Read more... )

Hello again. Let's launch into it. I've finished school, forever. If you listen closely enough you can hear me cry 'not very'. I'm doing ok at the moment, it's half term, I have a legitimate reason to be in my pjs all day. Next Monday, though, I expect you at my door with chocolate and reassuring words. If you're not expect horses heads hidden ( Read more... )

Hello! Twice in a month. Hold your hearts. I am bored as I have no one to entertain me. I have been listening ot the Cardigans for the past hour. I hope some of you love me for that ( Read more... )

Does anyone want to take me to the cinema tonight? My sister’s ex-boyfriend just graciously stood me up. I was in the mood for some gore tonight but instead I will potter about in my old lady pyjamas because I’m the sechs. I’m tired perk me up. This may be because I had to go to my auntie’s today (who died…twelve days ago) and pick up my childhood ( Read more... )

I’m having a dilemma! (I can hear you gasp with shock) However, compared to my usual emotional dilemmas this problem lies within the financial sector of my life. Yes, money concerns…vanity! Sweet vanity! Let us delve deeper. I was once a proud owner of an mp3 player…what a magnificent beast it was. All was going well until the dark times came and ( Read more... )

I have my computer back! It beeps only once when I switch it on now. 'Yaaaaay!' I hear you cry with joy, I am confident enough to assume. It's only been gone for an evening so really I'm a bad person for not telling you my tales sooner ( Read more... )

Hi. I'm updating, just like i said I would many times before. This was all internal; of course, I wouldn't say something like that out loud because then I would have to keep that promise. I'm always breaking the secret ones. So yeah, tell me something I don't know. I have been around., lurking, watching you all undress and all that malarky. ( Read more... )

Panic stations! Put up your fingers and crouch underneath something, a naked woman perhaps? That was rather exciting, wasn't it? So...yeah, I've had a cracking (super!) headache for the past 28 hours (maybe 21 if you minus sleeping time) and people talk very loudly. Unfortunately for me, dinnertime involves talking primarily about either yourself ( Read more... )

Never trust an addict they say, never trust an addict. If they were addicted to you or even buying you presents would you trust them then or is that more of a compulsion. Hell…does it even really matter? I don’t care if this makes sense…. you’re the one who becomes unsettled if you can’t. One day I’ll make you cry yourself to sleep whilst I frolic ( Read more... )

God, I really do love biros. The tops are so chewy. There isn't much beeter than a chew on a biro lid. So satisfiying and captivating. I can't wait until economics...I have five of the wonderful specimens at my disposal. I'm intrigued as to why biros dry up when they don't have lids on and yet the lids of biro have big, fuck off holes in the top ( Read more... )