Axel, if you come into my room one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.

Only Demyx has permission to come into my room unannounced.

And, if I find anymore mistletoe in my closet or above my head, I will shove them up your lower extremities. This is your final warning.

I do apologize for my absence.. I hope everyone has been well. So this.. Christmas is coming upon the populace? Forgive me, but what is this again? I suppose I was never one for "celebrating" holidays.

I don't want any visitors for the next few days. Do not disturb me, unless you want me to kill you.

And you.. how dare you. You will pay for this!

[ooc: Strikes only can be read by a certain someone.]

Saix jumped out the window.. but at least he's not moving around anymore. Oh, that's probably not a good thing! I checked on him and he's breathing, but he's got a bump on his head. At least I can keep up with him this way.

*fret*

Saix is acting really weird. He won't talk to me, except to make these noises like a bell. I'm ready to cry! He's never acted this way before! What do I do?

Oh no! He's trying to fly out the window again! Somebody help me stop him!

All this stress is bad for my karma!

-Kazim-

Whoever in the hell put me in this costume will die the most horrible, hideous death I can possibly think. Despite not having a heart, I do have a "passion" for torture. *SNARL* I will kill anyone who crosses me or mentions this again.

((OOC: Saix is TinkerBell to those who don't know.))

I may or may not have spilled some cleaning substances into some plants near the window. This was an actual accident, so I apologize in advance to a particular body. However, the window was in need of being washed and water was not going to take out the mess ( Read more... )

Would anyone happen to know where I could purchase a fairy size chastity belt for Kazim? I fear having him wandering about the same house as Marluxia's little gnat.

Should I just put him in a small cage like a bird or hamster?

I don't know why I feel the need to be so protective, but the thought of that gnat getting a hold of Kazim...

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The Superior has graciously extended his help in allowing me to stay at his residence.  I can only hope that I can allow him to keep what sanity he has remaining in check.

Demyx..  when I do get a room, stay out of mine.  I mean it.

Superior, may I ask what level of locks you have upon individual doors?

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I'm not sure what to think of this place, other than I feel rather lost in this maze of a city.   I've not been without direction in quite a long while and it's rather disturbing, to say the least.   Perhaps I should "befriend" one of the locals, in order to gain knowledge of the layout of this world.  Then perhaps finding adequate shelter would be ( Read more... )