i miss my short blonde dyke hair.

a lot.

~Thinking of you as the clouds whisp, entangling themselves in the golden arms of the sun.

NEW BICYCLE!!!!!!

my life is at least 500% more wholesome now =D

also:you're ghey.

had to say it

suck my kumquat.

one thing i can say about my mom is that shes a berry-picking fiend. rhett can do four baskets a day. my mom can do at least 8.

she wears long sleeves and pants AND a hat without dying from heat stroke.

her comment today that makes her journal worthy:

"Yeah. I beat the Jamaican today"

ahahahaha.

lord love a duck.

the roller girl on the a&w can is such a skank. you can tell she takes it up the ass. and likes it.

aha.

ahaha, my days have been consisting of smoking in the alley reading lesbian magazines and drinking coffee that tastes like vaccums, watching some polish kid go by on a bicycle and wondering if i'll get laid that day.

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that dog's a fuckin' rapist.

subliminal anal messaging

hello bra.

get off me.

kthnxs.

so basically i'm the shade of lobster

everywhere except meh bewbs et vajine

epic.

oh all girl camping trip, i love you.

oh earning $345 for selling water for four hours, i love you too.

darbs, we're drinking together soon.

my hair is going curly like my moms O_o

may or may not have developed a half crush on a girl recently >_>

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