i cannot believe that nothing ridiculous happened on 6/6/06. i was expecting the world to end or a bunch of virgins to die. weird.

today, however, is 6/9, and that's pretty cool too.

god the radio sucks in the morning. fucking garbage.

love is like candy on a shelf
you want a taste, then help yourself
the sweetest things are there for you
take a few --
that's what i want you to do

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If there's one thing I learned this week, it's that no one is reliable. There are really good people who try really hard, but nobody's perfect. And the people you love WILL let you down. Hopefully, though, once they realize it, they'll buy you ice cream and tell you the burn on your forehead isn't noticable. Even though it's hideous. Whatevvvvv ( Read more... )

Today better be fucking ridiculous, that's all I have to say. Fucking RIDICULOUS.

and here is today's position from my Position-A-Day calendar, should anyone be getting any later on:


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I just went from being so excited for tomorrow - and this whole weekend, actually - to being so incredibly disappointed and pissed off. SO pissed off. This weekend is about to suck so much hairy fucking balls I can't even stand it. Now all I have to look forward to is fucking summer, which is still too far away to be the only thing I'm stoked about ( Read more... )

"don't be fooled by the hot shoes and the great sex and the no-parents-anywhere-telling-you-what-to-do.

responsibility sucks."

call my crazy, but going to bed at 3am because my friends are all passed out in my living room makes me extremely happy. and i got to see the first episode of futurama ever tonight. i live for nights like these with people like this. good stuff

I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.

i would really like to know who the hell the guy was who was on dateline telling parents everywhere that a "21 Run" means taking 21 shots in an hour. Who does that? First of all, a 21 Run is going to the bars at midnight on your birthday. That's it. Yeah, you get drunk, but not kill-yourself drunk. You drink however you drink, it varies by person, ( Read more... )