I hope noone finds this offensive but I wonder if the inventor of the Swiss army knife was gay…I mean why else is there a nail file included amongst all the other survival tools?
“Oh no, I’m lost in the woods, what am I going to do? I know, I’ll give myself a manicure…”

I seem to recall reading a snippet in one of the Sharpe books something about how when the war was over Sharpe, or maybe it was Harper, was going to write a bunch of action stories and retire as a wealthy man…(wish I could remember exactly the quote.) Anyways that set off a rather silly chain of thought in my head that eventually turned into this ( Read more... )

This afternoon after the kids finished their homework, I was at the kitchen table finishing my homework when I heard something that sounded like Tori Amos coming from my daughter, Josie's room. I went in to find out that she had got a hold of one of my CDs and was listening to the song “Josephine” from the “To Venus and Back” CD…she told me she ( Read more... )

I'm not usually big into politics, anyone who knows me, knows that I usually avoid politics like the plague. Anyways I found a pretty cool web site that has tons of info about who your local elected officials are and what stance they have taken in the past. I think it's a great way to check up on your local congress person and see if they have ( Read more... )

mawhahahaha best meme evar:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moonkitty2003!

1. Moonkitty2003 is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
2. It is bad luck to walk under moonkitty2003.
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in moonkitty2003.
4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of moonkitty2003 in your ( Read more... )

I should be doing my homework....But I'm too old to do home work. In other news I've finally updated my paid account! So now I have access to my icons and can make more!
HHHMMMMM, who/what should be first for new icons?

I'm so glad that the kids have not figured out that mommy, the Easter Bunny and Santa all have the same handwriting ( Read more... )

*sigh* didn't want to wake up this morning. In my dream I was rolling around with Richard Sharpe....and by rolling around I mean rolling around having hot sex.....

'cause history can be sexy...

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Went out with
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nabbed from
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