i found out i was a genius today. after a greulling game of football my sweaty body needed some relief. i came back with carter and he needed me to give him a ride somewhere so i told him i would drive him home then come back here to take a shower before we go. before we left for his house he said i gotta piss, so i said go ahead, still sweaty and ( Read more... )

guess who's cool! (the answer is i am cool ( Read more... )

that wasn't funny. i was mistaken. my girlfriend caitlin is perfect and i was kidding when i said she was a monster, i didnt wanna hear what she had to say, she was overemotional jealous sad and prone to anger.

i love her. let there be no mistake.

alright i was given a choice a few moments ago. red pill or blue pill. the red pill would grant me a boring night laying down in bed trying to take a nap while my SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING roomate blasts his shitty video game and acts like a total fag, while the blue pill said i update the journal before my girlfriend does it for me. obviously i didnt ( Read more... )

caitlin thinks i mentioned other girls too much in my last entry so in this one i will mention just me other guys and caitlin. i just heard something super funny and i'm going to try to use it at work tomorrow, but i found it so funny that ill prolly ruin the joke by laughing before its done and never finishing it. here it is. (in a serious tone)( ( Read more... )

1. Name: Kenneth Roy ( Read more... )

today was odd ( Read more... )

well, i'm at my 2nd job working security for 2 hotels, and i must admit, i'm shocked. i thought i was going to get trained or something, but nooooo.. my boss told me what to do, then left at 10 pm. so little lost old me is sitting here at my computer at work thinking god, i hope nothing happens cause i have no fucking idea what to do.. oh and i had ( Read more... )

don't call me gay.. caitlin came into my journal and made it pretty for me.. and you know what, I LIKE IT! so fuck off, fuckerrrs:):)

p.s. i'm such a dork.

things are finally starting to look up, and i cannot contain the excitement ( Read more... )