Updating. Because it's 2:15 a.m. and I have .4 MB left to download

[moonlightjoy]

So. Question:

Where's the scientific evidence that birds, bees and educated fleas fall in love?

hrm.

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[eclips1st]

erm...none?

especially since male fleas have a nasty habit of poking everythign and anything to try and get females pregnant. Very common to see fleas with holes in their back because of some overzealous male.

or was that ticks?

and you know, bees are pretty much all female or neutral. The male ones are kinda used for matting and drop dead after that.

of course this information sorta dates way back in my head, I may be very wrong.

[pipidyke]

and educated fleas? are there flea schools?

[moonlightjoy]

;P

There's a song I had running through my head:

Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love!

I don't know where the song is from...

Have you heard it before?

[pipidyke]

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain, the best upper sets do it

Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Fins
Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means, do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in oyster bay do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me
"shad roe"

In shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Transcribed (from the stated recording) by Todd Peach Other verses I've seen in print follow

[moonlightjoy]

hehe! so you DO know the song!

;p