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[moonlitmonk]

*it is very likely that a lot of people heard screaming and smashing coming from Kanji and Kevin's room this morning*

stop it

and where did you put kanji

i broke some of the brooms sorry

Comments

[splitimageslice]

Is someone harming you, Kevin? I'll be right over to dispatch the knave who would lay a finger on you if that's the case.

[moonlitmonk]

no you

you stay away and take the brooms with you

[splitimageslice]

No me? I haven't been anywhere near your room today, unfortunately. Whatever is the matter?

[moonlitmonk]

this is all your falt you know it

[vastlyprefermen]

*It's a wonder Kevin hasn't heard the muffled banging from the closet yet.*

[moonlitmonk]

*whoops sorry Kevin was too busy breaking stuff*

[vastlyprefermen]

*Hello Kevin here is your second trauma of the day. Naked roommate tumbling out of the closet, having decided to tackle it in an attempt to break it down just as Kevin opened it. It was either that or any of the dresses Kanji's been sewing, and he wasn't about to put on a dress again. What a terrible case of bad timing.*

[moonlitmonk]

*oh god why do these terrible things keep happening. Also why is Kanji naked.*

In Person

[mother_sunlight]

Hearing the noise, Ammy gets curious and peeks inside.

Re: In Person

[moonlitmonk]

Good morning, Ammy! Hope you don't mind the sight of splintered wood, spilled food, and a very naked Kanji on top of a very panicked Kevin.

It's not what it looks like, honest.

In Person

[mother_sunlight]

Lucky for you, Kevin, Ammy is denser than friggin lead. She walks carefully over the debris, looking around curiously.

Re: In Person

[moonlitmonk]

Kevin might have just shoved Kanji off if he happened to still be on top of him.

"Ah... brooms attacked! But I think I stopped them all." He explained.