A ball for which dates are strongly encouraged? I'm not single, but I might as well be, if anyone would prefer a gentleman to escort them.

That being said, for anyone who isn't quite sure who to ask and would rather have an expert do it for them, I'm organizing blind dates. For a small fee, I'll pair you up with someone I think you'd have good ( Read more... )

...Charming. Would anyone like to accompany me to the carnival? I promise I'll win you a stuffed Real Manliness Professor doll.

Well, who wants to go clubbing with me? I hate to think that there's a district set up for the explicit purpose of having a good time that's going unused by such overworked students. Kevin, I don't suppose you'd accompany me for the evening? Drinks are on me, the place has a good reputation, what could possibly go wrong?

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Ahem. Fair ladies and men more in touch with their feminine side, I have a bit of a request for you. While he is irresistible, I must ask from the depths of my heart that curious hands stay far away from my dear Kevin. You see, due to the time-twisting properties of this fine school, Kevin comes from a point in time before our marriage, and as such ( Read more... )

Kevin, I need to have a little talk with you. Are you busy today?

Well, that was an interesting experience, wasn't it? I love my hair, but I miss being fuzzy. I'll have to come over and pet you sometime, Klonoa.

How interesting! I've heard of things like this happening before, but mostly in stories. I was hoping that if it were to ever happen to me, it would be with a lovely lady.

On the bright side, my fur is wonderfully soft. Just need to make sure these ears don't catch on anything, hm?

Wow. Fancy place you’ve got here, isn’t it? I’ve never seen architecture quite like this. I suppose that’s what you get when your school is directly from the gods. I have to wonder what the budget for a castle like this is. Must cost a lot of money to keep it all running correctly, hm?

But where are my manners? I am Hawkeye of Navarre, master thief ( Read more... )