I broke my umbrella. I was so fed up with the wind blowing it inside-out that I threw it on the floor. I don't suppose that anybody's got one that they want to sell. I'll pay good money.

I'm not much of a fan of Doctor Who, but I must admit that this Zoe girl has a lovely arse.

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I could eat her all up. Yummy.

Bugger. Now I'm hungry. I suppose I'll rummage through the cupboards and see what we've got.

So, there's new people on Brawl, huh? Nice to meet you. I'm Rahne Sinclair. Formerly a member of the X-Men until some... unpleasantness. Why not introduce yourselves. I won't bite... Hard.

God, I'm such a bloody fangirl. Harley and Ivy on Brawl! Everybody knows that they're gay together.

And also, Ivy wanted some porn. So here we go...

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Well, I guess that nobody was really interested in my icons, so I decided to cart out some more wrestling videos. If I'm going to make a fandom post, I might as well give you people some T&A while I'm at it.

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Hello everybody new to Brawl. I'm Rahne Sinclair, otherwise known as the lupine mutant Wolfsbane. For those of you who are hard of thinking, that means I can change into a wolf.

Anyway, with that all dealt with, who wants icons? I'm in a creative mood. Anybody? Anybody at all?

My head hurts. Does anybody know a good cure for a headache? Tizer and vodka do not make a good combination.

Oog. What did I do on Burn's Night? I can't remember single thing.

The last thing that I can actually remember is preparing a party with Dani, then... nothing. I'm confused. I didn't do anything to embarrass myself, did I?

I was bored, so I made a wrestler of myself with Sam's wrestling video game.

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Rowdy Roddy Piper and the Proclaimers FTW!

Do any other X-People want to see themselves in videos? I've got Hank, Betsy, Kitty, and Scott, amongst others. No Bobby, I'm afraid. Sorry.

Bugger. Emma's back to normal now. Who robbed me of my dinner?

Anyway, moving swiftly on...

I'm bored. Anybody want to do anything fun? *pokes Bobby and Jean*