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[moonwort83]

There are three blonds stuck on an island. a genie appears and tells them they can each have one wish

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[pillsburypimp]

blondes are so stupid.

[_starchild_]

hahaha
i've heard that joke before.
it's still funny.

[mupchurch]

so awesome. men are so freaking smart.

[moonwort83]

yeah, but i can still smell you from here.
in may, we're taking shots together.
that's all there is to it.

[mupchurch]

I am to assume you are coming down for graduation?

[moonwort83]

indeed

[sansnina]

So, are you a stripper yet? If so, you should bring your uniform back here,say when you come on 2/2 for the voodoo organist or 2/24 for Music Hates You. We should reenact Halloween...

[moonwort83]

i agree, but i've decided against the stripper (waitress) job. instead...get this...i'm a leg model. hahahahahhahahahha! and it pays $100/hr.
i'm somewhat pleased.

[sansnina]

Swiped from a blog:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry fucker who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you
are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...Or my necro card.

[moonwort83]

hot damn.
...it does look like you'll need to bring the shovel, i have the poison covered.