the modern lovers are such an under-appreciated band.

i mean, pablo picasso never got called an asshole. not in new york.

I feel like Eugene Mirman and I would be really good friends.

IF ONLY WE KNEW EACH OTHER.

I GOT UP AT THE ASS-CRACK OF RIDICULOUS AND VOTED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FUCKING CANDIDATE. IT WAS SO AWESOME GODDAMN.

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it's like they made it for me.

So, the 700 Club was worried about America's economic footing. As am I. As is everyone.

The difference?

They decided that they would pray about it to the Golden Calf.

seriously.

They did.

There are FUCKING PICTURES.

Bethany and I were just talking about Barack Obama. He's pretty much all I'm capable of talking about lately. B-dawg was worried that he is perhaps TOO awesome. And that all awesome people are assassinated. So I have proposed the HOPE MOBILE. It's like the Pope Mobile except it carries Barack Obama, who is far more awesome than the stupid Pope. And ( Read more... )

SOMEBODY'S ROBBING THE CARMIKE!
http://www.inrich.com/cva/ric/news.apx.-content-articles-RTD-2008-09-21-0277.html

Bethany watched "The Fog" tonight on the Fox Friday Night Movie. I was like, sweet. Fog is cool. She did not agree. When I asked her what it was about, other than fog, that is, she replied, "It was kind of like Pirate Ghosts, but lame." And I was like "PIRATE GHOSTS HOW CAN THAT BE LAME OMGWTFBBQ??" And she was like, "Well, they weren't really ( Read more... )

Bethany and I made it here on Wednesday afternoon. Got here about 4:15. It's beautiful. Nice weather. Very sunny. No humidity. A little chilly at night. The food is great, and I love that there's a liquor section of the CVS. I couldn't help myself and had to go to the Michaels on the corner. I just love it too much to vacation from work ( Read more... )

There's a 3 year old on Dr. Phil that weighs more than me. WTF?

The new Sedaris came out today, so I'll see everyone in a week.