My So - Called Boring Life

[morbid_falcon]

I have this serious problem about wearing athletic clothes. I HATE wearing stuff in public that's not an oversized t-shirt and yoga pants. I feel like I always have to apologize and explain why I'm wearing it because I don't look remotely athletic. I mean, I never see people that are as out of shape as I am in anything other than the t-shirt and

Comments

[cygnenoire]

I'm glad your date went well! I didn't know you were using internet dating. Do you like it?

[morbid_falcon]

Internet dating....well, I put "I like Star Wars" in my profile, and it's been an onslaught of messages like "Hye ur a gril and like star.w ars. txt back plz"

Or even better, they start out with an insult/backhanded compliment. I'm always like...really? You think "You're not that pretty" is going to get me to talk to you? I'm sorry, I developed self-esteem in college.

[cygnenoire]

They say that?! What kind of moron thinks that is going to get him a date?

[morbid_falcon]

The people who are in the seduction community (see neg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seduction_community#Interacting_with_women

It is the creepiest damn thing.

[ljflew33]

I know how you feel; I always wear the yoga pants and t-shirt combo, even though I don't do yoga at all. Which museum did you go to?

[morbid_falcon]

Went to the Denver Natural History museum. Or the Museum of Nature and Science. I have never kept it straight ever since they changed it.

[ljflew33]

I always still call it the Natural History museum out of defiance - I can't handle name changes like that!

[morbid_falcon]

Yeah. It's still Mile High as far as I'm concerned too, no matter how big a font they use for "Invesco Field"