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Online Dating Headdesk.
So, this is the caliber of messages that I get on OKCupid. This particular guy had been sending me messages like "hi your pretty" and I kept ignoring them.
i know i keep bothering you but i just cant help but to think that you and i can be a wonderful match and have lots of fun in this life!
i realy would like for you to respond so i am not just ( Read more... ) -
Hey, an apology!
The Head Old Crusty Guy is in charge of everything at work. EVERYTHING. I don't mind him. He's bossy and cranky and stomps around like an angry little bearded godzilla, but he's ok. Really. And every time someone calls us for help, they ask for him. Normally not a problem, unless it's mindless repetitive testing that he farms me out to do. (And don ( Read more... ) -
I Knew It!
OK, so I spent most of astrobio being friendly to this one guy, who we will refer to as Semper (Ex-Marine). Semper was a nice enough guy, and I had absolutely no interest in him whatsoever. He was the sort of person who hung out with astrobio, though, and thus wasn't the smoothest guy ever. Nor was the the most focused guy ever. I think he asked ( Read more... ) -
Last weekend...
...was awesome. I was bored Saturday, so I dressed up like a girl (makeup! a skirt! and a shirt I think of as my awesome rack shirt!) and I was hungry, so I decided to go to an Irish pub for a potato overdose. Of course I went by myself, because I still don't really know anyone in the Springs and spend most of my weekends lonely as hell.
Anyway, I ( Read more... ) -
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My sex might not be on fire, but Ft. Carson was. 6,500 acres, threatening both the coal plant and the ammunition stores. There was haze in the air and it smelled really strongly of smoke. They started evacuating parts of Fountain immediately when the fire jumped the line and a road. Parts of Teller Co. and Florissant caught fire too. In early ( Read more... ) -
My So - Called Boring Life
I have this serious problem about wearing athletic clothes. I HATE wearing stuff in public that's not an oversized t-shirt and yoga pants. I feel like I always have to apologize and explain why I'm wearing it because I don't look remotely athletic. I mean, I never see people that are as out of shape as I am in anything other than the t-shirt and ( Read more... ) -
YOU NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE
Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires.
OMG. The wtf/min is outstanding.
The following is my explanation to Deborah. There are spoilers, but it's a goddamned VAMPIRE/KUNG FU FLICK. You know what's coming.
( The following is an AIM conversation. I take no responsibilities for txt speak and bad spelling. ) -
Survey/List
This one is entirely for fequalsmathena .
To those of you who haven't seen this before and want to do it as well; its sixteen things about you, and you send it to sixteen incredible people - and I would love it if you send it back to me as well :)
1. I have this embarrassing problem where I always manage to leave my vibrator out in plain sight when friends or ( Read more... ) -
Jingle Bells
It is finals week for every one of my friends...except me! Hurrah! They are currently reminding me why I hated school so much. Of course, work will pay for a masters, which is very useful and tempting, even though I'd likely hate every minute of it. Even worse is that there's no accredited aerospace degree within driving distance (My parents ( Read more... ) -
I don't get it
Why are people so surprised when I get angry? I mean, really? You've known me for however many years now and it's a shock when I tell people to fuck off, when I said the same to Mr. Jackass band director even when I was the most cowed and broken teenager? Did you think I was making up the story about punching a girl in middle school ( Read more... )