Online Dating Headdesk.

[morbid_falcon]

So, this is the caliber of messages that I get on OKCupid. This particular guy had been sending me messages like "hi your pretty" and I kept ignoring them.

i know i keep bothering you but i just cant help but to think that you and i can be a wonderful match and have lots of fun in this life!
i realy would like for you to respond so i am not just

Comments

[danzr4ever]

That's more than I can run. Congrats.

Ever try asking the shy guy out?

If you wanna get laid, I'd say stand on a street corner in the army base flashing your boobs to passing cars. You could even make some money. =p

Lol. I'm so helpful.

[morbid_falcon]

I haven't asked him out because he hasn't been around the last couple of games. Maybe if he's at the game tonight, I'll ask.

Or maybe not, because by the time it's over it will be after midnight. Ick.

[cygnenoire]

Oh spelling. It's the first impression of the online world. And in my opinion, it makes or breaks you

[morbid_falcon]

You know, if you slightly misspell one or two words, that's fine. I can live with that, and I probably won't even notice, honestly.

But "tunnile"? Unacceptable.