im a little stupid fucking tub of lard my stomac jiggles when i fart but i like to put rotton corn cobs up my butthole while i pee on my face. last night i had a stomac ache and i went to the bathroom and sat on my toilet. my rectum was burning with a thousand fires because i ate mexican food. i had diarrea really bad and poop went everywhere in ( Read more... )

wahhh, wahhh, i hate southern because everyone is stupid and hates me... i dont know why everyone hatess me there ebcause i dont do anyting but work maybe its because i am stupid and boring and hate country people. no one like me i dont have any friends and i am so stupid and redardid since everyone doesnt like nme i think i will gio cry somewhere ( Read more... )

Because if there's one thing Jesus cared about, it's semantics.

One word about the grammar and I impale you to a tree, as it's a direct quote.

Alright, so here's the deal ( Read more... )