survey says

[morethanabean]

kiss me, i'm richard dawson.

my sister's getting a divorce.
so's matt leblanc from friends. coincidence?

Comments

[sans_galois]

I remember the Richard Dawson thingy-deal...

You've taken a picture naked?? Out of Helen-character

When were you in a band?

I have glasses and facial hair. Booya, world.

Fuck the Powertel guy....

Ru San's, for the win. We should have a double-date-lame-thing there sometime.

I can sing too!

Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, and Jeremy Hotz are all individually funnier than Paula Poundstone.

Conference '03 was my first one.

Strawberry!

Hm, would I not be at least close friend, and hopefully one of the best?

I like the name Coleson more.

I understand your answer to 101.

Also, why is your sister getting a divorce??

[morethanabean]

playing the flute for mr. miller in 6th and 7th grade counts as being in a band, technically.

yay for lame thing!

i almost put jeremy hotz, actually. all of those are good calls. and today's the anniversary of mitch hedberg's death. weird.

'03- my first and last conference

i would consider you just about my best friend, definitely. you and jeremy hotz.

and i don't know why she's getting a divorce. to make me sad, i guess.

[sans_galois]

Mr. Miller was death.

What about the naked picture??

"Don't mess with Canada or we'll....dry up and blow away..."

You would definitely...just about consider me a best friend? What does that mean?

[morethanabean]

i have a digital camera; that's what they're for-- naked pictures. and they always get deleted.

the greatest military coup in history: "fuck you, we're takin' it. and we're calling it 'Chicken,' you assholes."

i didn't say a best friend; i said my best friend. you are definitely just about my best friend. ...in the running, for sure.