something under the cash register is beeping and will not stop. that seems like a good metaphor for my life, why, i have no idea.

interview with cobb county school district this friday. wish me broken legs.

i have found religion again. i worship by watching prince of egypt over and over again. moses is the studliest of studs.

( boring )

i had a dream that james van der beek caught fire and died.
i have thus been inspired to write a screenplay, which i am tentatively calling james van der beek catches fire and diesi haven't worked out all the plot yet, but it starts with james van der beek catching fire. he later dies from the incident ( Read more... )

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You scored as Linguistics. You should be a Linguistics major!

English
100%
Linguistics
100%
Journalism
100%
Sociology
92%
Theater
92%
Dance
75%
Psychology
75%
Biology
67%
Anthropology
67%
Art
67%
Philosophy
58%
Chemistry
58%
Engineering
50%
Mathematics
50%
What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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well, that answers that question.

one day i will get my [badass] DELL XPS NOTEBOOK back; then i'll be updating like a bandit. promise ( Read more... )

1) robbie's sister Hope is expecting another baby, whom we shall, for the time being, refer to as "tristan 2."

2) standard postage is being raised from 37 cents to 39 cents, starting tomorrow.

3) jon stewart is hosting the next academy awards.

thank you. god bless.

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tommy quit the band (robbie's super-duper awesome band, Calico).
come to the brandyhouse tuesday (12/20) night; it may be your last chance to see them all together.
i shan't be there, as i will have had my tonsils yanked out the day prior, but go. go and have fun for me.
*sniff*

oh. and i got all A's. woot.

i am now a certified notary public. come on down, bring me your living wills, your deeds, your licenses of indiscriminate nature, and i will stamp them. and charge you three bucks for it ( Read more... )

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