i went out this weekend. me. I WENT OUT.
not just to robbie's house. not just to dunkin' donuts.
i went to mcdonough to play baseball. baseball. at an illogically distant ball park. with friendsto be perfectly honest, i didn't so much play baseball as i stood in the outfield wearing a mitt while all the people around me played baseball. ( Read more... )

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me bored? i know, i know.

( thank natalie (and her baby sister indirectly) )

one friend insults another friend; she is not there to defend herself, and i do not defend her. either i agree with the insult, or i find it humorous, or both. i high-five the insult and the one who spouted it ( Read more... )

i drove by martin's this morning and this sign was posted:

"lg sausage
gravy biscuit
now hiring"

that is pure poetry.

evening with the boys. tommy and evan cooked and ate weird food (a mishmash of what they think is cool-- japanese eggplant, mushrooms, tofu, steak-- in a honey/orange/ginger sauce. blach) while robbie and aaron listened to weird music (colonel claypool & the bucket of bernie brains-- not quite as weird as the food ( Read more... )

my first customer of the day:
"do you know if there's a UPS Store near here?"

what i did not say:
"well, the closest one i know of is the one you're standing in, genius."

in other news. i love mark twain.
i'm going back in time (much in the manner of a certain connecticut yankee) and partying wit' my main man mark.
ROAD TRIP!

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Helen is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:That’s whack!

To:Abraham Lincoln


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i got the job.
i got the job because i'm easy (in the way geena davis was easy with jeff goldblum-- not when he was a fly, but when he was an extraterrestrial).
i hugged my new boss. she went to shake my hand, and i misinterpreted the motion and hugged her.
i hate it when my life parallels friendsbut anyway, YAY! in two weeks, i will be knee- ( Read more... )