i think buttered toast is maybe my favoritest food ( Read more... )

maybe i am depressed. i must be when i start to agree with the disembodied voice that tells me i "need relacore." i've even reverted to my old baggy-sweater self ( Read more... )

just like natalie...


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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour ( Read more... )

ryan's steakhouse went out of business ( Read more... )

i watched...
-santino lose project runway
-the academy awards
-my newly purchased, stupidly packaged dvd of House, MD season 1

i read...
-paste and giant magazines
-a crapload of the far side
-the once and future king for dr. davis ( Read more... )

for all intents and purposes.

i always thought it was "for all intensive purposes."

just like i thought "per se" was "persay" and "segue" was "segway."

editor not here. (home)work not started. tummy not satisfied. plans not made.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
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a great pimp works the drive-thru at taco bell on 92 and main ( Read more... )

today is my last day at The UPS Store.
i think i'm sad. and dizzy in the head-space.

i'm going to go sit down.
see ya.