yesterday i did something everyone should do once. ...i knocked over a display at the grocery store. it's a good exercise in self-consciousness. those carts have wider turning radii than you think.

today i test the limits of friendship. today i am firm. today i console her, or tomorrow she cries again.
today i eat some cantaloupe.

( marvel at my good taste )

dear friend,
you hurt my feelings.
and maybe i hurt your feelings, too.
we will address this issue at a later time.
love,
helen

but then again, i did just read shopgirl, which, despite its being written by steve martin, and despite it featuring a lovely lady's ass on the cover, is really quite depressing.

all done.

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okay.
so my favorite band in the whole world, They Might Be Giants, is playing a show at the Variety Playhouse next wednesday. there are still tickets available (and not too expensive), but i have my finals the next day, and i'm also tied into the trivia tournament that starts that night ( Read more... )

my birthday

tuesday ( Read more... )

so baskin robbins is no longer my favorite place.
i found what appeared to be three pubic hairs in my sunday cappuccino blast. what did i ever do to them? the penis is not the most efficient stirring tool, i'm sure ( Read more... )

kiss me, i'm richard dawson.

my sister's getting a divorce.
so's matt leblanc from friends. coincidence?

( this is really extremely boring )

from tuesday--
and yes, this is from saved by the bell. the studio audience didn't laugh, but i did, so i'm passing it on ( Read more... )