1 - [Voice]

[morethanwin]

[Click of the comm turning on, followed by a muttered curse]

This is Commander Erol. Someone report, now.

Whoever the fuck put this comm here, respond. Joke's over. Where are you hiding?

If this is your doing, eco freak, by Mar I swear you will not get away from me again, you son of a bitch.

Somebody REPORT!

Comments

[the_blueblur]

Enough with the swearing! Don't you guys know there are kids around here?

[mostlyspice]

[Echoing, vicious gunshots.]

Stay away from him, speedy.

[the_blueblur]

Man... Okay, Boss. But why exactly?

[Locked to Sonic]

[mostlyspice]

[Grunting-- she's fighting something and talking despite it.]

Because he's batshit crazy,

[gunshots]

And has tried to kill everyone in Haven more than a couple times,

[Something screams, and then cracks sickeningly. She's breathing heavier.]

He's second on the list of people I never want to see again.

[onceahuman]

You're gonna enjoy reading this, pal.

[VOICE]

[deathgoggles]

... Commander, huh?

Well, ain't nobody played a joke on ya 'cept some real fucked up scientists. Don't think it was the eco guys either, come to think of it.

[OOC: Knows this's probably the bad guy, but figures he'll scope it out anyway. XD]