Was supposed to have an interview with Kaplan today for a job but because I spent all of last night feeling like I was going to die, I canceled.

I feel better now but not great. I'm supposed to take Liz and Dave to the Meade Co. Fair tonight for the Truck & Tractor pull (yes, I r a redneck!) but we will have to see....

So I've been freaking out because I thought I needed $9,000 more for grad school.

I rechecked everything today and my Stafford loan will cover it! YAY ME!!!!

The powers that be are making it extremely difficult to sign my Master Promisory Note.

I still need close to $9,000 to pay for grad school.

I want to stay in Louisville.

I hate working for Housing.

I hate life.

Had my surgery on Tuesday....

They found nothing...which is good but it also gives me no answers. I think I'm about to give in and just wave the white flag of defeat. Uterus, you win.

And why do doctors report their findings to you 5 minutes after you wake up, when you still have no clue what the hell is going on?!

Surgery date is drawing near (June 17). This weekend is dedicated to a few final hoorahs before I have to lock myself in the bathroom all day Monday and actually having the surgery Tuesday ( Read more... )

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Dear Uterus and fellow reproductive organs,

I hate you all. Keep it up and you will be removed.

Love n lollipops,
Me

Posting from my new laptop that I set up all by myself! Major accomplishment for the technologically disadvantaged ( Read more... )

Long story short, I locked my keys in my car today.

With the the car still running.

I called AAA but was able to reach through my cracked window to unlock it before they arrived.

I am now officially a waste of oxygen.

On TBS their "Dinner & a Movie" feature is "Pretty Woman."

They're cooking hoecakes.....