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That's who I am. I'm not a siren or a temptress; I'm a short little wobbly bits girl with a joke book in her back pocket and a smartass answer for everything. Welcome back, Me. I've missed you.
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Or eyecheek?
We could never have children. Their faces would be nothing but eyebrows and cheekbones.
Cruel kids at school would call them Cheekeye. It would be awful for them.
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It sounds gross and it *was* gross. I just rebuilt the inside the tank parts of my toilet. And it works. (For now. Fingers crossed.) I am now 100 percent certain I will never ever need a man again. I mean, if i can do that, i can do anyfuckingthing. Now for that cootie erasing rape shower. Ugh.
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