Huh. I should probably update my profile.

Turns out I'm allowed to decorate my Cap, for graduation ( Read more... )

My lighter came back to me from Zippo, after sending it off for repair. This typed note was wrapped around it ( Read more... )

So, I've decided I want to buy a copy of Microsoft Office.

I emailed MS's customer service email address, asking if they have the previous model available at a discount, as I can't afford the current one.

When I re-iterate that I wish to haggle the price, they provide me the phone number for their Sales Information Team ( Read more... )

Newton, a short story ( Read more... )

Public Service Announcment:

My Mini Maglite is 0.00123910441 horsepower.

New icon. Woot, woot, woot. *strut*

This is a literal scene from my dream. I just had it ( Read more... )

"We recommend that this product be installed by a competent gunsmith."

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...That's in the packaging of my shiney new (and expensive) magazine for my pistol.

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...It's funny, and sad. (By expensive, I mean cost twice as much as the other ones available.)

Microsoft Bob. I bought a copy at a garage sale ( Read more... )