How the hell is Larry King's Paris Hilton interview bigger news than Larry King's Beatles interview ( Read more... )

Everyone needs to see Spiderman 3. Not because it is the current box office favorite or because Bruce Campbell is hi-LARious or because Toby Mcguire and Topher Grace have a sexy man-fight (although all of that is also true ( Read more... )

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I have fallen off the face of the planet.

Oh no.

The Sparrow: I accidently abscownded with one of their pens.
Me: Abscownded?
T.S.: Yeah. I abscownded with it.
Me: ... I wish you had abSCONEded with it...
T.S.: What?
Me: A scone would be awesome right now.

I slept all day, which sounds awesome but totally wasn't. There are not enough tissues in the fucking world ( Read more... )

Ok, I guess I want to see Equus... Daniel Radcliffe nekkid... yeah, I am down.

The horse looks upset, though.

OK, I know this isn't a widely recognized rule, especially in college, but it should be. It should be in the bible. In fact, I bet it was but some idiot took it out. The rule should be "Thou shalt not judge your friends when they are super drunk, nor shalt thou take what they do when intoxicated seriously, nor shall thou be a doucebag and tell ( Read more... )

Yesterday I had a mandatory meeting with the foreign exchange advisor and a bunch of other exchange hopefuls to look at our options. I just wanted to know about financial aid, but the meeting was mostly about choosing a program and getting started, which I have already done. Near the end of the meeting, after we had signed in, she talked to each of ( Read more... )

This is ridiculous. A girl in my lit class started crying because of an e.e. cummings poem. She thought it was about how we let life pass us by, then she started saying this insane stuff that had nothing to do with the poem, then she cried. And EVERYONE was just like, Wow, you were so moved by this poem, that is amazing! I was the only one who was ( Read more... )