(on your cell phone in an Escalade, cutting people off right left and sideways) "So like, I was totally at Baby Gap the other day and I saw this Gucci dress for Maddie but it was soooooo last season, I couldn't even believe it. I mean, fully outdated, right? And I don't think it would have gone with the Prada diaper bag I bought. I mean, I DID spend a whole month's salary on that thing and now I can't afford to take Maddie to that check up at the doctor's that she really needs, but we look STYLIN', and I am NOT going to buy her a dress that doesn't match. I mean, can you imagine? LIKE OH MY GOD, I wish you could see this girl I just saw, she is so a whole episode of 'What Not To Wear.'... No, I'm on my way to my appointment for botox..."
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"I wish Elias was just like Kyle."
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