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morphball

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Nov 14, 2007 16:20

A little man asked me out as I stopped for a coffee at an internet cafe named Jitterbytes. I'm serious: little. He had to be oh, 5'3''. That's a full foot shorter than I am ( Read more... )

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duel_heaven November 14 2007, 21:35:15 UTC

He's not short, he's conveniently travel-sized.

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morphball November 16 2007, 06:00:26 UTC

And I'm not tall, I'm convienently imposing.

What's your height, then?

duel_heaven November 16 2007, 06:17:23 UTC

And that is called compromise

If I say you'll laugh.

microbugs November 15 2007, 08:24:33 UTC

fskjfk 5'3" IS NOT LITTLE, are you insane?

morphball November 16 2007, 06:01:04 UTC

It is when you're a foot taller.

microbugs November 16 2007, 06:06:05 UTC

Or maybe you're just one of those gigantic freaks?

morphball November 16 2007, 06:12:31 UTC

Try genetic enhancement and growing up on a planet with lower gravity.

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beware_of_ego November 15 2007, 18:10:43 UTC

6'2" baby. XD

morphball November 16 2007, 06:01:59 UTC

Finally. Somebody closer to my height. It makes me hopeful for our species.