For the immediate future, I will be posting updates to my myspace profile. They forced me into an exclusive contract, but because of an iron-clad NDA, I can't get into specifics.

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I was as concerned as any of you to learn of plans for a live, unscripted version of Meet the Parents, particularly after hearing that the families from the two movies were to be merged.  I was worried for nothing.  This past weekend, I got the opportunity to not just workshop, but actually star in a beta version of this project.  I'm happy to ( Read more... )

I'm really not sure how I feel about this. I've always fallen more on the side of being pro capital punishment, but something about this particular image is making me rethink my stance on state mandated murder.


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When my books are required reading by college freshmen everywhere, this will be my jacket photo:


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I'm feeling better today.

We got a new phone system at work yesterday. The main unit is on my desk. There is a button on said unit marked DND. Despite having pushed said button numerous times, I have yet to see a noticeable increase in my base stats or my spells per day allotment. My stapler, however, is now a +2 Stapler of Mighty Organization ( Read more... )

today has just sort of been bad all over.

fuck.

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It's painfully obvious that I'm not good enough for her. She has yet to figure this out.

Please don't tell her.

...the fastest way to a man's heart is straight through his chest cavity.

But food works too.

While she was in town this past weekend, my vegetarian girlfriend made me some kick-ass turkey enchiladas.  Seriously kick-ass.  The best enchiladas I've ever eaten kick-ass.  I polished off the last of them for lunch today, so I feel both full and loved.

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