Comments | morrisa: Good advice from the real world: know your exit strategy

morrisa

Good advice from the real world: know your exit strategy

Oct 05, 2007 09:45

( If you're about to do something complicated and potentially dangerous, ask yourself, would this make a good Wile E. Coyote cartoon? If the answer is yes, stop, and call a contractor instead. )

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phreddiva October 5 2007, 18:15:48 UTC

Would it make you feel any better if I said "damn, but it makes a good story"?

Yeah, I didn't think so. ;)

morrisa October 5 2007, 18:19:47 UTC

Thanks! It's the best consolation you could give me, for really, there's no godly reason for such misadventures if I can't amuse my friends with my stupidity. You know it takes me TWO bachelors of arts to be this dumb? Two?

Ugh ex_doohickey67 October 5 2007, 18:49:36 UTC

Reminds me my mom got stung by 20 bees 3 months ago. That = not pretty.

Glad you are ok.

Damn bees.
Call Burt next time.

:)

catbear October 5 2007, 19:26:26 UTC

Buzz buzz buzz goes the bumble-bee
Twiddly-diddly-dee goes the bird
But the ... sound of your ..... little .... voice?
AAAAA! BEEEEES!

(Sorry, Huey.)

tongodeon October 5 2007, 21:37:21 UTC

Dad's method involves pouring gas in the nest and then covering the whole area with a 2 foot by 2 foot board or piece of plywood. I think it would work a lot better than the jar.