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[mort_chud]

holy fuck. i be one hurtin motherfucker today. i killed a fuckin pint o whiskey and a half a case a beers last night all by my lonesome lonely old self. when i awoke the good times had passed me by and left me with some technicolor bile in me gut, which i sprayed forth immediately. now i need to try to accomplish some kind of normal things that

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[blackmilk]

Even the holy mother was never as beautiful a creature as you, especially when your dabbing sick off of yourself.

[salacia]

sugarsugarsugarsugar

come have kookies with me on the night of the 25th
you know how to find me..

we'll make it unholy as a shirt no moths have found

[salacia]

alternately:

i'm having the little kids party i never had when i was a kid..
'cause i had no friends..so be my friend and we'll act silly

either way:
sugarsugarsugar!!!!!!!!

[anonymous]

mort chud. you perhaps did not know this, the neck bone is the most tender of all bones. in addition to being easily snapped, it also goes well with a fine sauvingnon which i will enjoy upon you ignoble death.

you will drown in a pile of pork, and i will chop you.
your chops will make my meal for many days.

you will not continue to insult the world with your existence, not while i breathe and drink milk.

your love of care bears will not save you. funshine bear will turn a blind eye to your chicken-like screams of chicken pain.

i will stalk your cock and then you will squawk the squawk while you caulk the caulk.

this is word.

i am bilingual.
you will be bifurcated and made to watch episodes of Jeeves and Wooster, only you will be shocked like a Texan death row retard, should you laugh at a bit of dry British Humor.

soon, mort chud.
soon the cream will no longer be reserved for the tender corn.
soon the cream will stain your shorts.

[mort_chud]

this is the best death threat i've ever gotten. you make being murdered sound like a real good time, frend. i love you, hard.

[pretty_pit]

threaten me .

[pretty_pit]

care-alot-we-care-alot clap.clap.clap.clap.