I set my traps with songs and words ( Read more... )

I'm going to directly quote Kieth Olbermaan criticizing Sarah Palin ( Read more... )

I spent this weekend making phone calls to people who don't answer their fucking phones. I don't get it. Anytime anyone calls me, EVER, I call them back. The only reason I wouldn't is if I am angry at them for some reason. So if any of you have some sort of problem with me, don't be a pussy and say it to my face ( Read more... )

First of all, thank you for reading my livejournal. I know you're very busy and that you have no idea who I am, so I appreciate you taking the time ( Read more... )

"Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me ( Read more... )

This is part of Clinton's rant that isn't getting into the soundbites for some reason ( Read more... )

"I told General Mahmud that this was a time that Pakistan would either be with us or against us. That this, for Americans, was seen as black or white therefor he would be with us or against us ( Read more... )

"It is unacceptable to think ( Read more... )

“This was and is and always shall be personal, and anyone that claims that I or others like me are soft or have forgotten the lessons of what happened here are at best a grasping, opportunistic dilettante, and at worst an idiot, whether he is a commentator or a Vice President or a President. However, of all the things those of us who were here five ( Read more... )

This is a glorious day! Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead! This is not a political issue, unless you love terrorism for some reason. I've got a good idea though. The natural windpipe in the throat can be connected nicely to plumbing. Then all you do is tilt his head back and open his mouth, and you have a nice toilet for our troops ( Read more... )