Vote Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte 2005!

[mortalsin1]

As a public service, Time Warner has offered two minutes for every candidate for Mayor to speak and has put these speeches on their On Demand service. One of these people is a write in candidate named Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte. I will now transcribe his speech

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[sixteen_shells]

See if you can work on his campaign. Perhaps Diaper Grim posters will help get him elected.

[mortalsin1]

He's not an idiot. He'll know that nobody will vote for him if he uses Diaper Grim.

I would have to tell him that I'm Jesus.