Liberals don't think Alito is really all that neato.

[mortalsin1]

If you want to get an abortion, now would be the time to do it. Get em now before all the good ones are gone. RVW is gone. It's only a matter of time. You know what that's going to mean? That means that if a woman wants to get an abortion, she's going to have to grab a clothes hanger, take her jacket off of it, and drive to the nearest state that

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[infruition]

haha, Alito isn't neato.

I knew there was a reason why I missed you.

[mortalsin1]

I feel all guilty now.
See, that wasn't really an original joke. More of a reference. Tonight, Mankind is going to wrestle a character named Carlito. Last night he did this promo:
Oh Carlito. Oh Carlito.
What you did last week,
Wasn't cool or neato.
So I guess I'll have to
Make you bleedo.
Like Rocky on Appolo Creedo.
On Mankind's two fists,
You will feedo.
As if they were,
Two giant cheetos.
Or if you're in the mood,
For cotton tacos,
Say hello to Mr. Socko.
And when the match,
Is all completeo,
You'll leave skid marks,
Inside your speedo.
Have a nice day!

[infruition]

Eh, I'll give you partial credit.

Was that last night or Thursday?
Tha's not coo.

[mortalsin1]

You get partial credit as well, for knowing who Carlito is and knowing his catch phrase.
However, not only was Smackdown moved to Friday nights, but Carlito was drafted to Raw.
Obviously you haven't watched in a while, so you loose points in the wrestleing knowledge area. However, you gain points in that whole "not being a dork" area.

[lyovooshka]

you know you're problem? you don't make it clear which side your on. in this country, you're supposed to pick a side and stick to it. idiot.

[sixteen_shells]

I'm on the side with the best t-shirts and bumper stickers, myself.

[mortalsin1]

I'm on the side of Truth!

I'm on the side of Justice!

I'm on the side of the American way!

I'm on the side of Superman!