Here's what happens when drunk people

[morty_baby]

... are hungry and craving some palatable porcine pleasures. What to do with a pork roast? Why, wrap it in more pork before you throw it into the oven.

Comments

[givemethegun]

The pig looks great too, but I lovelovelove your barber's chair more.

[morty_baby]

Thank you. One of my prized possessions. I intend to be buried with it. Propped up in a sitting position, in a ratty bathrobe and with a fine cigar wired into my mouth. In fact, I am going to do a little photoshoot soon, creature-featuring me, that chair and a big fat cigar. There may or may not be clothes involved.

[deathnightrider]

I opt for no clothes.....still waiting :D

[morty_baby]

Don't hold your breath, sweetcheeks :)

[vodgut]

The garlic is a great touch. Man that looks good. But yes the garlicfarts are quite pungent.

[morty_baby]

Not that I complained about the pungency. Since the impending divorce, my diet features copious amounts of garlic every. single. day. That and perhaps beer. Because I CAN.

[vespere76]

The best farts I've ever smelled were the prime rib au jus farts. I begged for more dutch oven action and was almost tempted to lick his arse. Almost.
Good to see you stranger. Note the lack of comma placement. *gropesfondlesandplayfulslaps*

[morty_baby]

Yes, I did notice the lack of comma and I am stranger than most. Don't make me lick.. wait, don't make me make you li.. oh, never mind, you know what I mean. DON"T YOU, LITTLE GIRL?

[caprinus]

Oh god this fart post makes me crave pork so much. Unfortunately, mine is a sex swine-free household.

[morty_baby]

What? BLASPHEMY!! Go out and purchase some swine TODAY! Bacon makes everything taste better, don't you know.

[randymarsh]

This is why I love you.

[morty_baby]

Ah, thank you, darlin'. I try my best. *curtsy*