I don't want to be here. I didn't want to be at work. I don't want to go home ( Read more... )

I broke the shit out of my tail bone bringing drunk Amanda breakfast. The first of those 20 metal steps viciously dug its straight, sharp corner right into my backside very, very firmly. That's what I get for being nice to my coworkers. Eggs everywhereWorking line tomorrow night so I have nowhere to be for a solid 22 hours. Sweet? Definitely ( Read more... )

Mike and I went shopping after I dropped Dee off at work, so I could get light bulbs and paper towels and tea and all of that super fun shopping crap done. We ended up wandering aimlessly around the Jantzen Beach Mall and it turns out that there is a store that deals exclusively in Pirate stuff ( Read more... )

I don't know how many times I've woken up underneath that goddamn Miller Genuine Draft Light sign, but every time I think to myself, "this is hell ( Read more... )

When you are made of money, you can afford a lot of things. Unfortunately, you're so much made of money that the things that really matter are cheapened or forgotten.

I need more calls from people who mostly exist on the internet. They often make my night.

I wanted nothing more than to skate today, but I suppose stumbling around a graveyard with your coworkers painted like a zombie can substitute a longboard if only for a moment.

Excited to get back to work on Tuesday.

Home.

So today was pretty good considering how late I showed up to work. I intended 7:00 (meaning 8:00) and ended up rolling in very quickly around 9:45. Thankfully I didn't have to make vegan gumbo or étoufée because I would have been completely shit out of luck ( Read more... )

So the learning curve at my work is very steep, but it is also very long. I learn how to do my job better every day and it's a constant struggle to figure out the little nuances of a 100% sink-or-swim kitchen (For example, I hadn't even seen a menu on my working interview and I had to cook lunch solo)(Granted, the manager stood by and corrected me ( Read more... )

They are the best sandwich in the world.

My coworkers are the shit.

I need to move to nights.