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“Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.”
- Thomas C. HaliburtonIf I ever get booked in prison, the alias section better have two pages. Here’s why ( Read more... )

Puts Stevie Ray Vaughn to shame.

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I just won a $300 sitting for a tattoo, all because I came out to watch UFC 60.

Next time you see me, expect to see a Jack of all trades and an Ace up my sleeve.

Being a VIP is nice.
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I have changed my ringer on my Sidekick to "Riddin' Dirty" by Chamillionaire.

Doing "Top Gun." The shower scene, in particular.

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- Still upset about your small penis? Science can help.

- Ben Affleck: "Here comes the science!"

- The top 10 anticipated films this summer. "Snakes On A Plane" makes the cut!

- The top 10 greatest hoaxes.

- The top 10 greatest rock myths.

- Don't get sick in July. Hospitals start their interns then. See: statistical mortality rate spike ( Read more... )

I get one, maybe two, of these a year. The first one is always very bittersweet: hurts like a bitch, but you know you can only get one when you've done something totally worth it ( Read more... )

- The best foam parties are put on by the Air Force.

- WWE's owner, Vince McMahon will wrestle God in their next PPV. The God.

- It's easy to knock out crimes like kidnapping, rape, assault, murder, necrophilia, and cannibalism if you do them all at once.

- USA Today's analysis on overturning Roe v. Wade.

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