For God's sakes, Dr. Sowell has an unassailable point-- Amnesty would not only make illegal immigrants citizens, but people "entitled" to preferential treatment above ordinary citizens. Under Affirmative Action laws, these formerly illegal immigrants would receive preferential treatment for government contracts, jobs, and college admissions, just ( Read more... )

I hereby offer the sum of $10,000.00 United States Dollars to the first person, and only the first person, who can offer proof of, at minimum, a substantial component of the "Intelligent Design" Theory (as it is currently conceived by its proponents) using the scientific method (as that term is commonly used to include scientific observation, etc ( Read more... )

In watching the Samuel Alito Senate Confirmation Hearings, I have never experienced such simultaneous feelings of entertainment and disgust. The confirmation hearings are being conducted in the most pitch-black humorist way, which I would enjoy but for the fact that there could not be a worse forum for conduct of this nature. The grandstanding, ( Read more... )

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I just finished an interview with the coolest law firm ever. Among the more memorable quotes include: "We kick ass and get our asses kicked." "The rule is to treat other attorneys as nicely as they treat you. If they fuck you over, you fuck them over." "If I have to show you something three times, you'd better be Helen Keller." And the best ( Read more... )

If you are a big baller, sir, you should definitely attend the Big Baller (Thursday) Night at Hot Girls International. If you've straight stacked your pepper in the grind, it's time to unwind. All table dances are half-price until 9:00pm, enabling a big baller such as yourself to obtain a table dance from every working lady. Further, Hot Girls ( Read more... )

Those that know me know I'm not a mean person. But when this little beauty assaulted my senses from inside a rhinoplasty pop-up, I had to post it. If this charmer isn't a candidate for The Swan or perhaps every single one of the massive facial reconstructive reality shows, I don't know who is. In the spirit of shits and giggles, I'd like to ask ( Read more... )

Scrillitosis with the most dopest explosive Nacadoges to the Doges Palace with my perquisites perfunctory free of malice, psyilocibin psychosis like Alice to the chalice, submitting masterful phrases of sextuple entendres amazes in meiosis-like ways, bringing it together, hydrophilically like rain to the weather, sweatsocks n' cheap pleather, her ( Read more... )

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